www.whyville.net Sep 12, 2004 Weekly Issue



Firch
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These 'Fashion' Articles

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Almost every week there's a fashion article in the Times. "Oh you should dress all summery-like and wear meow mix with rainbow randolph!" Or "Why not wear work it with goddess eyes and cotten candy sweetness? It's a good sumerry match for summer of course!"

See, I've been reading those articles, plus their BBSes, and not many people like these articles. Especially ones that go on repetetively, ones with the words "meow mix", "work it", rainbow randolph" etc,.

They're all good parts, but no one has to repeat the word a billion times over and over again. How about we all wear meow mix, rainbow randolph, goddess eyes, pink pout, and a line nose? Gee, what fun would that be. No boys, no difference.

Would you like that? I thought so.

So I think people should stop writing these articles. We all know about these new popular parts. But, hey, there's a bad side of these parts, too!

1. They're usually NEVER in stock.
2. Everyone's going to get sick of them and go on to some other new part.

Since that happens, what's the point in those fashion articles? And also, even if it's summer, don't go by what people want you to go by -- why not dress all wintery? Just kidding... but do dress whatever way you want.

-Firch


Editor's Note: Why do we have fashion articles each week? Actually, every poll we've taken on this indicates that more citizens want *more* fashion articles than anything else! Maybe what you're asking for is better-written fashion articles? Well, that's this week's Times writing contest -- the best-written fashion articles will be featured in the next week or two of the Times!

 

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