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Don't Ask Me Out!

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I'm so sick and tired of people asking me out and wanting to make out over MSN!

There's a real neat trick that some people have been getting away with in Whyville, and it seems you won't even get caught. This is how it goes:

Boy: what's ur m$n?
Girl: Whyville

This means that the girl's MSN address is Whyville at msn.com! The boy used $ (dollar sign) as an S. This way, no one seems to get caught! I have seen many people do this trick, and I have reported them. They know it's against the rules, or they'd just write MSN, wouldn't they?

I interviewed witch99 about making out.

Me: What do you think about making out?
Witch99: Well, I got a new look just last week. I loved my look! But boys on Whyville loved it even more! They kept asking me out, one by one and when I left and went to check my y-mail, I had like 18 messages about people wanting to make out!
Me: So what did you do?
Witch99: Well, I deleted all the messages, but these two boys (I'll call them "A" and "B") kept asking me out over again! They send me sooo many why-mails saying they wanted to go out with me!
Me: Whoa.
Witch99: I said I wasn't going out with them, and I said a whole lot of things to them. One of the guys stopped, but the other one, B, called me an unmentionable name! I reported him!
Me: GOOD!

I vacationed out of Whyville for a week and three days more because I was sick and tired of seeing this stuff. After a week, to my surprise... no one said anything to me about dating or making out. Was it because I was ugly? No, it was because someone had done something about it!!

If we keep going like this, Whyville will be a better and safe place!!

 

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