www.whyville.net Oct 10, 2004 Weekly Issue



Manny0835
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Teleport Dignity

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I know a lot of you Whyvillians know about all the planets and places we can teleport to -- the Moon, Saturn, Mars, the newspaper, and Earth. Earlier today, I went to check out all the planets and ask some citizens what they think about them.

A lot of people replied with things like, "It's great, awesome." However, some people are offended by the Moon having the American flag. I told them an easier way to forget about it is to imagine it as your flag! And it worked! A lot of people stopped saying things like *fartz on flag*, at least while I was there.

To me, these planets are way cool. I go to them to talk and have a ball. If you don't know the way to go to these places, just type "teleport" and whatever planet or place that you want to find.

Remember to just think of that flag as yours. Believe me, it will work like a charm.

 

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