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   by Damson
Guest Reporter

HEY PPL! Damson here, with something to talk about. Something that most citizens are completely frustrated with.

That's right, PLOTS!

Well, the first thing we have to ask is: How many Whyvillians does Whyville have?

Second thing is: How many plots do we have in total?

Last but not least: What is Whyville to do about it?

Well, I don't know the answers off the top of my head, so I had to go to City Hall and ask her these very same questions. At the time of this interview, she told me there were 20710 Whyvillians, and still growing! (Way to go, City Hall!) How many Plots are there? Only 1273.

Ouch! Major shortage... and a lot more severe then what I had thought. But, don't forget my last question: What is Whyville to do about it?

Well, City Hall has some Plans for Whyville, so let me tell me you right now.

City Hall plans on: A) To put out another 250-or-so more plots. But since those are going to go fast... we have B) Make it easier for people to share houses and C) She is going to build apartments...

AND!!! D) Whyville is going to become amazing (and because of this plan, I don't think there will be much more of a shortage)... why not let Whyvillians make plots themselves!

I think that those four things will put an end to our plot shortage, and give you a peace of mind for those who do not have plots.

Plots represent everyone, and how Whyville is growing and becoming better and better everyday. So, if plots represent everyone... then everyone should have a plot!

Always on Top and Landing on her Feet,

Damson... signing off.

 

 

 

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