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armada
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Trick-or-Treat!

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As we all know, Halloween is just around the river bend. I for one am going trick-or-treating in my hot s'more costume. I know a lot of ya'll are going as well, and you know that someone needed to write up some safety tips for the Whyville Times.

Everyone should follow these tips. Even though they're just small safety hints, they can make a big impact on your trick-or-treating this year.

First things first: DO NOT GO ALONE. My mother and Gramma aren't walking around with me this year, but I still need to go with someone (someone being my 9-year-old sister and her friend). You could go with a sister, brother, cousin, friend -- just don't go alone. Why, you ask? Because what if it's dark (as it generally is in my neighborhood), and you don't see a bump in the sidewalk, and you trip and fall? Or what if aliens zap you up to their Halloween party because they liked your costume? You'd need someone to run and get your parents.

Try to get at least two buddies, and the more the merrier! It's also best if you have someone in middle school, at least. I don't think you NEED someone over twelve, but it's nice to have someone older along. Editor's Note: This is definitely a matter for responsible adults to decide -- some folks would say you should have an adult with you no matter what, unless you're in high school. Others would agree with armada here.

Bring a flashlight and two-way radio or cell phone, all with fresh batteries. The flashlight doesn't need to be big -- just so you can see where you're walking or the street sign on the corner. If you refuse to, because you think it's not cool, then bring a glow stick, at least, to help you be visible to cars and motorists. You need the two-way radio or phone so if the worst happens (see above, or imagine much worse :-P ), your trick-or-treating buddy can call home if you're too far away. If you don't have a two-way or cell phone, at least carry exact change for the pay phone.

Know your streets. Spend the few weeks we have before Halloween just walking 'round your neighborhood. We don't want to be lost seven blocks away from our house, now do we?

On Halloween night, you may want to carry a water bottle with you if you're taking trick-or-treating to the extreme. Believe me, you'll thank yourself. (Okay, okay, some of you don't think that's a safety tip. But... erm... you need to protect yourself from dehydration. Yay, I saved this from getting edited out. But seriously, you don't want to be thirsting for water by the time you get home, especially if you've got a big hike in your neighborhood.)

Make sure your costume is safe and practical. I know some of you may think I'm going mental -- how can a COSTUME possibly be dangerous for Pete's sake?! you're thinking. What I mean is you should be able to see CLEARLY and breathe while wearing a mask. I know a lot of trick-or-treating websites say wear make-up instead of a mask, but in my opinion masks are more fun. If you do decide to wear one, though, take extra care in choosing one that lets you see well and breath clearly.

Also, wear flat, comfortable walking shoes in your size (high heels are for parties and huge clown shoes or animal feet are not worth the bother). Make sure skirts or dresses are ankle-length at the very most, so you don't trip. If your costume calls for a sword or other weapon, get the blunt cheapo plastic so you don't cut yourself or anyone else. And also, if it's 55 degrees or less outside, like it is in my town, you don't want to dress up as a Hawaiian hula dancer. Likewise if you live where it's 80 degrees outside -- you shouldn't wear layers of clothing.

When you are going door-to-door, walk, don't run. I consider walking to be one foot on the ground at all times. You can use the fast walk if you'd like, but you don't wanna look like ya stole something. The faster you walk, the more likely you are to trip and fall over your own two feet or a bump, so try to keep it under four miles an hour. And also, stay on the sidewalks. That is what they're there for. Obey all traffic signals and LOOK before you cross the street.

Don't cut across people's yards. I myself have someone in my neighborhood whose lawn looks and is cared for better than a golf course, and I can only imagine what he would say if some 12-year-olds ran across it. I'm not about to find out.

Go only to houses with their lights on, especially those like ours with a bunch of Halloween decorations and a fog machine. You don't want to disturb a non-festive old grouch if he's sleeping, or someone who doesn't celebrate Halloween for religious or other reasons. Be festive and mind your manners -- say "Trick-or-Treat," at the door and when someone gives you candy, PLEASE say "Thank you." I've been to houses that refuse to give you candy if you don't say trick-or-treat, so you must repeat it at every single house this October 31.

Here's a biggie safety tip -- don't go inside houses. Accept only candy given to you from the outside.

Carry a spare pillowcase or bag or bucket, especially if you trick-or-treat with a plastic bag from a store like Wal-Mart, in case yours breaks or gets overfilled. It can happen; you get a lot of candy on Halloween.

If you want bonus candy after you've gone to just about every house around you or if you're pooped, see if fast food places or drug stores are celebrating. I can get candy from the pizza place on the corner of my street, and at CVS and Rite-Aid on the next street over.

When you get home, trade or throw away anything you're allergic to. And if the candy is unwrapped or looks tampered with, PLEASE do not eat it. Someone could have licked it. Ew. Or a lot, lot worse. Some people think it's hilarious to stick needles in apples, so you want to be sure to clean and cut your fruit. If you're not sure something has been tampered with, definitely throw it away anyhow. You can never be too sure.

These safety tips aren't hard to follow, but they can prevent most minor disasters commonly found on Halloween night. Always check with your parents on these things (duh), and Happy Halloween to everyone!

This is armada, saying "Trick-or-treat!"


Sources:
http://www.hauntedwisconsin.com/trick_or_treat_safety.html
http://www.fridayzone.org/to_do/safe_halloween.html
My personal experience

 

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