www.whyville.net Oct 25, 2004 Weekly Issue


Why-Pass Perks Are Coming!

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City Hall has announced exciting news about the most talked-about pass around -- Why-Passes!

Why-Pass holders will be enjoying some new perks soon. You might want to get one now, to take advantage of your lifetime benefits while the price is only $20. Rumor says the price will increase soon!

First of all, City Hall wants to remind our citizens that the Halloween Party is coming up this October 30, at 8 pm WST. Now that Whyville is busier than ever, we expect the Halloween Party to be jam-packed full. So here's another good reason to buy a Pass now: it'll help make sure you get into this event of the year!

As everyone knows, the folks who support Whyville by buying Why-Passes get to have priority access when our little town gets overcrowded during the busiest times of the day. But with the new Why-Pass benefits, Whypassers will also find they have priority access to some of Whyville's most coveted property -- houses in Myville!

In addition, Why-Pass holders will have priority access to the Face Factory, where they'll be able to make face parts sooner than anybody. They'll also be given *50* free parts from Grandma (isn't she generous?).

Also, what's a pass without some premium seating? Why-Pass holders will get first-come, first-serve seating ON THE GRASS at the Greek Theater. Haven't you always wanted to sit on the grass and enjoy Media Hour, Trivia Hour and the Senate Debates in better-than-front-row seats?

Here's another brand new perk: Whypassers will be able to use a tool that citizens have been itching for for years: a people-finder tool in the city records! Ever wonder if your friends were in Whyville but didn't know how to get ahold of them quickly enough? Buy a Why-Pass and you'll never have to wonder again.

Finally, some citizens may have seen City Workers wandering around town, testing out Whyville's newest feature: animated face parts. Yes, you too can clap, wink and smile with the best of them... if you support your town with a Why-Pass.

Wow -- that was a mouthful! And the future is only going to get better!

Why-Pass holders will soon be able to go to the Mall together, and browse together as they shop! It'll be a lot like the Trading Post, only even cooler, City Hall tells me.

More than shopping, though, Whypassers will have the first shot at owning their own stores at the Mall. Does it get better than that?

Maybe it does! The folks who support Whyville through a lifetime Why-Pass can also look forward to having their own special Why-Pass party rooms. (I hope someone will invite me!)

In the end, the Why-Pass is the "must have" Whyville fashion accessory of the season! Get one while they're hot, and while they're still only $20 for your entire life!

And that's the news,
Times Editor

 

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