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The Facts of the Tape and Crown Scandal

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The Facts of the Crown and Tape Scandal


by Jennifur
    Guest Writer

Hey every one! This is Jennifur here to tell you about the crown and tape scandal!

The truth is, greedy Whyvillians figured out a way to get tape that you can put on and still talk! These Whyvillians know who they are...

And so they went to the Square and convinced people that they knew this certain code that could make them talk when they're taped. Many Whyvillians paid to know this trick...some over 500 clams!

The fact is that they really went to Grandma's a whole bunch of times and received the tape for free, while other citizens paid lots of their hard-earned clams to know nothing but a big joke. Then the scam artists would roll in the dough!

As a Times article by Coolnana said, "These greedy Whyvillians cause nothing but headaches," which is true for many!

Well... now that I've told you everything, I'm sorry to tell you that City Hall fixed this error, and you cannot get the crowns or duct tape from Grandma any longer!

I have interviewed some people and here's how it went...

Interview with Chaser...

Me: What do you think of this scandal?
Chaser: I think it's a good way to get clams.
Me: Don't you think it's mean for others?
Chaser: Not really....
Me: Ok, that's enough. Thanks.

Interview with Starbeam....

Me: What do you think of this scandal?
Starbeam: I think it's horrible... I spent 250 clams on trying to figure out how to do it. Also I gave away almost all my good body parts! AAARRRGGGG!!!!
Me: What did they tell you when you did all this?
Starbeam: Nothing! They just ignored me! *humph*
Me: I can see you're upset....
Starbeam: Yes, I am.
Me: Well, I hope you can get your life back on track and I'm really sorry for what happened.

As you can see, a lot of people were upset. They experienced a great loss, so please be honest and be nice to others!

Jennifur


 

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