www.whyville.net Jan 9, 2005 Weekly Issue



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My New Cell Phone!

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"I got a cell phone! I got a cell phone!"
Is this what you normally hear?
When people get a cell phone...
you look at them queer.

You want one, too!
But you don't have any money.
Hhhhhhhhhhh!

And then the next day,
To your surprise,
the fun is all over.
They lost their new cell.

What trouble they're in,
Trouble, back home!
They lost their new cell!
At them their parents will yell.

Is this what you want?
Do you want this, too?
Maybe you should think about this...
Do you want a spanking, too?

 

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