Hello everyone! I received an email the other day from a friend and I found it very funny! It was called "50 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart."

My sister and I were laughing hysterically as we read them aloud to each other. I just thought that someone would enjoy these ideas, so I thought I would share some. Of course my Dad says that, since he was once a store manager, that these things would really aggravate him, so I wouldn't recommend doing this in your hometown. If you get kicked out of a Wal-Mart you never go to, then you never really need to go back. So here they are:

1.) Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full cart containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the check out. This is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, but were simply "moving them around".

2.)Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

3.)When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

4.)Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5.)Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

6.)Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" See if they play along. Insist on calling them "Bob" or "Ingrid," and if they protest, get angry about it.

7.)While walking through the clothing department ask yourself, loud enough for all to hear, "who buys this crap anyway?"

8.)When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the parking lot, until you get to your own. Then drive of as if it were perfectly normal. If you don't own a car, attempt the above by substituting the car keys with house keys.

9.)As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item and other customer's items. If the cashier objects, make a scene.

10.)Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return them and when they say you didn't buy them here say, "The customer is always right dang it!"

11.)Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

12.)When someone asks you if you need help begin to cry and say, "Why don't you people just leave me alone!"

13.)Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock (i.e. Shnerples). Do a vague hand mime of what it looks likes to assist them.

14.)Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-Men .

15.)Take bets on the battle from above.

16.) Hold indoor shopping cart races.

17.)Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

18.)Set up a valet parking sign in front of the store.

19.)When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart such as a pair of shoes and a fishing tackle box.

20.)When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, not these voices again!!"

These were only 20 of the 50 things to do. If you would like to hear more, y-mail me!

Luv you all!!
dancer410