If you really like the magical world of Harry Potter, here is how you can tell if you truly have an obsession with Harry.
1. You have seriously considered changing schools to go to a private school or have talked your parents into sending you to boarding school, just so you can be like Harry Potter.
2. You have an empty bird cage in your room, which houses your pretend owl that gives you the mail, and you actually leave the door open at night so she can go hunting and close it during the day.
3. You have a trunk at the foot of your bed that has all your "Hogwarts supplies" in it, including a wand you made yourself, and anything Harry Potter you can find.
4. You have made Hogwarts robes and wear them to school.
5. You don't wear a coat anymore, you wear a cloak instead.
6. You call everyone, except your close Harry Potter loving friends, Muggles.
7. You made the neighbors move because you were so strange.
8. You call your parents Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia.
9. You live in a Harry Potter world, and everything is Harry Potter.
10. You will only answer to whatever Harry Potter name you have picked out.
11. You have painted "Hogwarts Express" on your parents vehicle.
12. You are convinced that you have a house elf in your house.
13. You have a sign on your bedroom door that says "Gryffindor Girls/Boys Dormitory" or whatever Hogwarts house you think you're in.
14. You will not write with pens, only quills, ink, and parchment.
15. You will not use the telephone or e-mail anymore, only Owl Post.
16. You insist that you are on the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
17. You go to school, and call your teachers "Professor" and the principal "Headmaster."
18. You label all your school classes in Hogwarts classes (Math: Arithmancy, Gym: Quidditch practice, etc.)
19. You have actually tried to go out and capture an owl for a pet.
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