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Guarder
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The Great Bodyguard Showdown

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What's up, this is Guarder. I am the manager of the BGU (Body Guard Union). The BGU is an elite club of bodyguards across Whyville. The leader of the club is a bodyguard legend, Bguard. He was recently challenged by an up and coming bodyguard, BodyGrd. BodyGrd has the potential to become a great bodyguard, but he is way too arrogant. Most other guards would say that BodyGrd has the talent, but that can't match up to Bguard's. Bguard is a bodyguarding legend with years of experience. Let's get some opinions from clients of the two guards, who are also the judges for the upcoming showdown.

Guarder: Does BdyGuard stand a chance against legendary Bguard in the showdown?
Wannagout: Yo dawg, BdyGuard's got all the skills in the world, but Bguard has the talent, plus he's got experience.
Sportyggg: BdyGuard is a WONDERFUL guard. He has a WONDERFUL chance at taking Bguard's crown.
Cuteboy49: BdyGuard is absolutely horrid. He's just as good a guard as a fat boy guarding your cake.

Thank you judges. Now let's go to BodyGrd and hear his thoughts.

Guarder: Do you think you can beat Bguard and become the #1 bodyguard on Whyville?
BodyGrd: Yes I do. Bguard is overrated. I have known that since he won against the BGU founder, the original BodyGuard. BodyGuard was never good, he was just the original. Bguard has never had a challenge like me, and I have been working hard.

Now it is time to hear from a true legend, Bguard.

Guarder: What do you think of this up and coming star, BodyGrd.
Bguard: He is definitely good I'll give him that, but I'm the best in the business. There ain't no way he's gonna beat me, but if he does, I'll go down graciously in defeat. He just better hope he doesn't get too arrogant.

Well it looks like everyone is looking forward to this showdown. The showdown will take place on Saturday, October 15th in the Sportplatz. Citizens we are not making this up. This showdown will determine the best bodyguard on Whyville. I hope you all can make it and cheer for our guards, Bguard and BodyGrd.

For now, this is Guarder, saying goodnight.

 

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