We read Dancer410's article about fun things to do at Wal-Mart . . . so here's a similar list of fun things to do in a grocery store.

1.) Play mini-golf with a salami.

2.) See if you can walk all around the store with yogurt on your head.

3.) Run around the store, screaming, "The kumquats are coming!"

4.) Start a snowball fight with the ice they use to keep the food fresh.

5.) Tease the fruit in a loud voice, "Your mom was a broccoli!"

6.) Make a fortress with the milk cartons.

7.) Sit at a cafe table. Using beef jerkey as a pencil, pretend you are taking a hard test. Suddenly, scream, "I can't take it anymore!"

8.) Swallow helium from the free balloons.

9.) Go bowling -- Use the soup cans as pins and an orange as the bowling ball. If your store has it, use a watermelon!

10.) If there are people waiting to use the coin exchange machine, take a coin, put it in, and press coin return. Then, do it over and over again, acting frustrated.

11.) Make up a song while shaking up some orange juice.

12.) Race around the store, putting hurdles of boxes along the way.

13.) When the cashier says, "Cash or credit?" say, "Huh?" and pretend you can't hear. If you aren't checking out, go up to the manager and ask a question.

14.) Dress up with the food (i.e. using a sausage chain as a boa)

15.) Go in the parking lot and ask if people would like a free entry to the store.

16.) Try to get someone to pay you to get in the store.

17.) Look at the birthday cards. If you see one with a handsome/pretty person on it, go up to people and say, "Does this look like me?" If they say no, keep asking over and over.

18.) Make pictures on the glass in the frozen aisle.

19.) Do the chicken dance -- with a chicken!

and . . .

20.) Act like if you are the manager. Do whatever you want (i.e. Take lots of free samples, or get more than one free cookie)

It's been fun!
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