1. What did the teddy bear say to the waitress when she asked if he wanted more food?

Answer: No thanks, I'm stuffed!

2. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Answer: Because 7-8-9. (Seven "ate" Nine)

3. What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Answer: Booberry pie.

4. What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

Answer: Man, you look a-peeling.

5. What did the ghost shake at the party?

Answer: Her boo-tay