Hello, my fellow Whyvillians! Today I am here to talk about the duct tape. I must see nine to ten people a day with it! Is it really necessary? I have a record of being taped five times . . . and sometimes it was for ridiculous stuff like "poser!" Today I am going to interview other citizens and see what they say about it!
The first person I am going to interview is BerryWish.
Pinkiwi9: May I interview you for the Whyville Times?
BerryWish: Yes, you may.
Pinkiwi9: You know how almost everyday you see our fellow citizens taped? Do you think the duct tape is out of hand?
BerryWish: Yes.
Pinkiwi9: Why do you feel it is out of hand?
BerryWish: There is too much duct tape going around. I think people should be warned before they are taped.
Pinkiwi9: Oh, if I may ask how many times have you been taped?
BerryWish: Once.
Pinkiwi9: Well that's good! How many citizens do you see a day with duct tape over their mouths?
BerryWish: I don't know really, but it is a lot!
Pinkiwi9: Could you estimate the number?
BerryWish: About 10 or 12 aday!
Pinkiwi9: Wow that is a lot!
BerryWish: I know!
Pinkiwi9: Well thank you for your time.
BerryWish: You're welcome.
She was a nice and honest person. I also interviewed Elmo26.
Pinkiwi9: May I interview you for the Whyville Times?
elmo256: Sure!
Pinkiwi9: Do you think the duct tape situation is out of hand?
elmo256: Yes!
Pinkiwi9: Why do you think that?
Elmo256: Because everything we say, they tape us for. Maybe they should not tape us, and they should find a different way to punish us.
Pinkiwi9: Oh, if I may ask how many times have you been taped?
Elmo256: On this account probably like nine or ten times . . . and I don't think they should ban you when you get to a certain number. Because all that stuff you worked hard to get is just gone!
Pinkiwi9: That is true, how many people do you see taped a day?
Elmo256: Ten to fifteen.
Pinkiwi9: Oh, well thank you for your time.
Elmo256: No problem.
This interview made me really think... I want to name all the people that I've seen taped.
North Beach (1)
South Beach (1)
Trading Post (3)
Grandmas (2)
SportPlatz (1)
and last but not least . . .
SunRoof (4)
I do think that this is out of hand. But I want to hear other people say what they think in the BBS.
This is Pinkiwi9 signing off to go swimming.
-Pinkiwi9
