Are you slipping from your girlfriend? Then please Y-mail me a message and I
can get you a poem for only 2 clams!
Here is an example of a poem:
Soaking at the bottom of my heart,
ripping through the breath of my words.
Saying those 3 simple signs,
but they all fall apart.
I LUV YOU
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You can get a great poem for ONLY 2 CLAMS!!! These can be used for real life
or in Whyville. Show one of these poems to your girlfreind and she can start
to appreciate you again.
And girls! I have poems you can use on men! I am a
man, so giving you poems would be easy for me.
PLUS... If you are in Club Why,
the price is lowered to 1 CLAM!!! How cool is that?
PLUS...
every 5 times you use my poetry corner it's
FREE!!!!!!!
PLUS... (geez, this is such a
good offer you think I'd stop) every 25th time you'll get a 5 clam-back
guarrantee.
Why does this sound so cheap, you ask? Becouse I'm a 13 year old
poetic genius that collects Shakespeare, Stridon, and Reeth. I love poetry.
Making it and listening to it. I decided to make my gift worthwhile.
How can you pass up this offer? It makes me happy, it makes your g/f or b/f
happy, and when they're happy, you're happy, and you're only 2 clams shorter, and I get to do what I love.
Remember my offer, because I'm practically giving it away!
CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP....... poetry.