To watch as they give
away
your crown,
as she's thrown gifts
from her fans
up from the ground?

Embrace her
and tell her you'd known
all along she'd win,
she has a heart of gold
and you'll stand there and grin?

She's an nice person,
with a sparkling
personality
and a tiara to match,
yet somehow,
you'd
be the one with the flowers to catch . . .

I guess you'd never dreamed
of what it's like to
be
Miss Congeniality