Guy67

Guest Writer

I would like to report a serious problem at Whyville: all of its workers are starting to freak me out!

For instance, Bob, over at the Land Office, is always smiling and has a very short vocabulary.

The girl at City Hall wears the same clothes over and over and is always on her break; also, she always acts like she is disgusted to see me. And she only knows one line to that song, "Fly like an Eagle," doesn't she get sick of that song???

Finally, Mimi -- she stands on one leg at her Dance Studio all day and night. Better do something, or arthritis is gonna kick in and she won't be dancing anymore!

Faithful Whyvillian,

Guy67

Editor's Note: You know, the guy at City Hall will really be hurt! He's really very sensitive, once you get to know him. And what do you think of Kiki, down at the Tiki Tours? And Bea, Slim, and Greaser Guy, over at the Smart Cars Arena? I'm sure they're curious, too...