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Knock-knock. Who's there? Yes, folks. It's msof57 here with the interview on knock-knock jokes. *dramatic music plays in background* Some people think that knock-knock jokes are hilarious and others barely smile. With so much confusion I decided to get the word on the street. My first stop was at the North Beach where I found Anedrea under the palm tree.

Msof57: What do you think of knock-knock jokes?
Anedrea: They're okay . . . if it's really funny I mean.
Msof57: What makes them funny?
Anedrea: I'm not sure . . . I guess it depends on the person who's telling the joke.
Msof57: What makes them lame?
Anedrea: If it's something stupid like the "banana orange" knock-knock joke.
Msof57: Do you have a favorite knock-knock joke?
Anedrea: Ya. Here it is:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley there's something wrong with your door!

Msof57: LoL. Anything else you want to say?
Anedrea: No. I'd like to give a shout out to my sister XoTampaoX though.
Msof57: Thanks for your time!
Anedrea: NP.

My next stop was the pool party where I found ttttrrrre sitting on the green chair.

Msof57: What do you think of knock-knock jokes?
ttttrrrre: They're awful and completely lame!
Msof57: What makes them lame?
ttttrrrre: They're just corny and pointless.
Msof57: Are there any you think are funny?
ttttrrrre: There's a couple out there . . .
Msof57: What makes them funny?
ttttrrrre: When it's got a point, you know?
Msof57: Do you have a favorite knock-knock joke?
ttttrrrre: Umm, this really isn't my favorite and it's dumb but this is it:

Knock-knock.
Who's there.
Who.
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!

ttttrrrre: See? It's pretty lame.
Msof57: LoL. It's not as bad as some I've heard. Anything else you want to say?
ttttrrrre: Nope.
Msof57: Thanks for your time!
ttttrrrre: You're welcome!

And last but not least I found M0nkey97 at the Why House.

Msof57: What do you think of knock-knock jokes?
M0nkey97: They're so funny! I laugh like crazy every time I hear one!
Msof57: What makes them so funny?
M0nkey97: Hmm, I think it's because you think you're saying one thing and then it backfires on you at the end!
Msof57: Do you think any are lame?
M0nkey97: No. All of them are funny in their own unique way!
Msof57: Do you have a favorite knock-knock joke?
M0nkey97: Yes! Here it is:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

M0nkey97: That one gets me every time!
Msof57: LoL. Do you have anything you want to add?
M0nkey97: No.
Msof57: Thanks for your time!
M0nkey97: Np. :)

And there you have it! Let me know what you think of knock-knock jokes in the BBS. I can't wait to hear!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
msof57.
msof57 who?
This is msof57 signing off.
*click*

 

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