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Perhaps you have heard or read my soap opera or perhaps you have not, either way, I am coming to you with something new, something unlike any other something before, something that will, hopefully, bring you more joy than any other something that someone has ever experienced somewhere, but somehow, I can't imagine making something that will make someone happy without putting that someone in it . . . confused yet? Ushersg here, showing you Whyville's very first TALK SHOW starring Genobeh Heboneg (pronounced JUH-NO-BEH HEH-BONE-EGG).
Aw yes, I guarantee you are confused again. Basically, Genobeh will be taking interviewing to the next level. Genobeh's agent, AKA ME!, will be scouting to find interesting people to be on the show . . . perhaps you are a Y-mail helper, a designer, a city worker, a Times Writer, a veteran, or maybe you are something very cool in real life . . . no matter who you are or where you came from, we want to know your story! You can either Y-mail me (Ushersg) if you think you would be a good candidate, OR I will Y-mail YOU with an offer. However, what exactly does this "FAKE" life Whyvillian mean? Well, young grasshopper-ER, I mean, young Whyvillian, or perhaps old Whyvillian, or maybe you're a peanut butte - okay, okay, let me get on with it! Every once in awhile, Genobeh will interview a fictional character, yes, yes, they will look like the average Whyvillian, but they could be a creative and funny character that I made up or even a famous character from a book or movie.
In turn, this article is just an introduction to this new talk show, if you are interested in airing on it, please Y-mail me, and look out for ME Y-mailing you as well. Also, if you have any great ideas for a fictional character, you are more than welcome to pitch the idea to me, and yes, you will get paid for your services . . . but, don't get your hopes up, I can be picky. :P
Ushersg here saying, DUNDUNDUN, wait, OOPS, sorry, wrong article! XP
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