I'm am dachshund, long and lean.
I'm a low-slung, pink-tongued drool machine!
I'm a funny-looking fellow but I ain't no fool, DOGS RULE!
I'm a Great Dane, ten feet tall,
more solid than a concrete wall.
If you want to pet me climb a stool, DOGS RULE!
Bulldog, corgi, saint bernard, from pencil-thin, to tub of lard,
We'll lick your face, we'll guard your yard.
We'll chase cats down the boulevard!
I'm a Dalmatian, kids count my spots!
Please take a few, because I've got lots.
From king-size down to minuscule, DOGS RULE!
We are dogs; we're strong and proud.
We play too hard, we bark to loud!
Ther's no other pet as cool. DOGS RULE!
