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Every year on Christmas Eve, all of the City Workers, young and old, gather round to exchange gifts and wish each other merriments. At the end of this night, filled with mince pies and eggnog, they gather round to sing one final song. For eight long years this has been kept a secret from the Why-Population but I, Cobd, have obtained secret documents detailing this legendary song and tonight I shall reveal it to you. Also note the legendary tradition of making the CW with the name that fits best into song a King for the night.
Sang to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas" - Traditional.
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On the first day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . A WhyPass in a clam tree. (Booya!)
On the second day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the third day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the fourth day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the fifth day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . FIVE GOLD SCIONS, four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the sixth day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Six writers writing, FIVE GOLD SCIONS, four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the seventh day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Seven Oldbies moaning, Six writers writing, FIVE GOLD SCIONS, four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the eighth day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Eight grannies dancing, seven Oldbies moaning, six writers writing, FIVE GOLD SCIONS, four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the ninth day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Nine Y-helpers helping, eight grannies dancing, seven Oldbies moaning, six writers writing, FIVE GOLD SCIONS, four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the tenth day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Ten Newbies asking, nine Y-helpers helping, eight grannies dancing, seven oldbies moaning, six writers writing, FIVE GOLD SCIONS, four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the eleventh day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me . . . Eleven designers making, ten Newbies asking, nine Y-helpers helping, eight grannies dancing, seven Oldbies moaning, six writers writing, FIVE GOLD SCIONS, four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers and a WhyPass in a clam tree.
On the twelth day of Whymas, su-perid gave to me, Twelve CWs taping, eleven designers making, ten Newbies asking, nine Y-helpers helping, eight grannies dancing, seven Oldbies moaning, six writers writing, FIVE GOLD SCIONS, four kabillion boxes, three rare hairs, two decal vouchers AND A WHYPAAAASS IN A CLAM TREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Author's Note: To date I have only recieved the ten Newbies asking, four kabillion boxes and two decal vouchers. I am assuming that the rest got lost in the transatlantic post.
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