Stinny

Guest Writer

HELLO WHYVILLE, WASSSUP!

I, stinny, have a confession, an apology, and a warning all in one!

Well, first da confession: I, stinny, am (or was) a Whyville hacker. Many of da stories you read a few months ago about hackings were the result of my actions. I created another account called hacker7, got close to people, asked them for their passwords, told 'em a fake one I just made up, and stole their files.

I apologize to my many victims -- Pysco7777, cool200, jamman61, jerkoff, and canadian7, just to name a few.

And now, all you wannabe hackers out there, if you become a hacker, then you're gonna have to live with it all da rest of your time on Whyville. Everyone who finds out you hacked dem will hate you, and if word gets out, I know from experience, everyone will be mad at you.

Now, I know I'm riskin my whole file and all my friendships by submitting this article, but da truth must be told.

So da bottom line is, "YOU HACK, U GOT DIRTY CLAMZ!"

Well peace out, y'all.

$tinny