Oh, what a nice Whyville morning. The weather is "Snow and Cold", while the population is increasing daily. It is about 2 PM Whytime, and everyone who's anyone is playing Simon Says. Everyone is in a daze, and having so much fun. Those who aren't in a daze are attentively listening to the Chaim for their next orders.
It was then that the Simon Says Cheater struck! He just entered the room like he owned the place. Then, he threw projectiles to get into the game . . . oh no! After, he threw projectiles at people who were playing fair while they were moving to force them out of the game! He lost several times, but he always came back.
In this picture, you will see the Simon Says cheater when he strikes!
He is about 150 pixels tall, has grayish green hair, is wearing two medals, bronze and silver, has a little starfish buddy, is wearing a green shirt, has eye makeup and blush on, and is wearing "just right mouth =aItarboy=" as a mouth. He is also wearing a cap. Our PhonyFunny Avatar Generator made this with the details given.
That's not very good . . . how about we try that again . . . adding that he's a Whyvillian.
We have him! Do you know who this fellow is? If you do, send the answer to me by mail! Send the name in a mail with a title of "The Cheater's Username"! We will interview him next week after we have the username. The first person to send the name gets 500 clams from me!
Until next time, buy the new PhonyFunny Deoderant available for $22.89 at Home Depot's everywhere! So buy some. Sorry if this "Phonyfunny" looks like it was put together quickly . . . it was! Sorry if I did not use you yet and you sent me a mail. I will not reply to your request mails, but I do read them. Mail me if you want to be in the next one!
Goodbye, this has been Ps2man1.
