Author's Note: If you haven't already, please read "The Genobeh Heboneg Show" before reading the finale. Thank you.
Ah, yes, our sweet Soap Opera is coming to an end. So, before we get this show on the road, I am going to do a GIANT recap on everything we have seen so far on SUDS. We started off as a girl named Danielle wished for something new to happen, before you knew it, a mysterious fairy popped up out of nowhere and granted her wish. BAM! Danielle received a way-too-cool hat and a shweet beard as all of the colors in Whyville altered.
However, the colors DID go back to normal, yet nobody in Whyville was to be found . . . EXCEPT one girl named Rochellina. Rochellina was stuck on top of an escalator but thankfully, Danielle saved her life, they immediately became friends and wanted to solve this mystery. Then, as they split up, both Danielle and Rochellina heard a blood curdling scream. They followed where the noise was coming from and they both came across the secret trap door to Club Why. But here was the catch: although they were both members, they could not get inside! Thanks to Harry Potter, they recited, "We solemnly swear we are up to no good," and they found themselves inside where the scream was heard.
Turns out that the person who screamed was a boy named Chris Crocker who was distraught because his beautiful unibrow was waxed off of him. They made peace and they became best friends - they hit the Soma Theatre when the colors altered yet again . . . they exited the theater and all of a sudden, the colors were back but they had an extreme makeover with different hair. They traveled even more and found mysterious clues, but more importantly, they found ANOTHER Whyvillian named Professor vonSucram who was in love with Chris.
As vonSucram and Chris were falling in love, Danielle and Rochellina were furious so they had a plot to KILL vonSucram by pushing her down an elevator shaft. Little did they know, as they pushed vonSucram, a reporter named Lynda saw them and threatened to turn them in for their crime . . . but the trio had a different plan in mind. They bonked Lynda on the head and stashed her in a monster's hair so nobody would find her. But then, a messenger tree came out of nowhere and delivered a heart and a mysterious note to the three friends. The author of the note said that he/she was the culprit and to meet them TODAY at 3:00 at the mall fountain . . .
Yes, yes, I know, that is quite a lot to take in, but who cares? All answers are being revealed TODAY in this very episode. There is NO time to waste so lets get this show on the road.
The culprit(s) were nowhere to be found . . . so, Rochellina and Chris just wrestled for the beautiful Kabillion box, of course, Rochellina's huge muscles won the fight . . . she opened the box, not to find a Kabillion face part but . . .
The trio thought and thought until their thinkers were sore, when they suddenly figured out what the clue was talking about!
And you can just guess what happened next . . . they wrestled for the beautiful box and as it opened . . .
You know the drill . . . they thought and thought until their thinkers were sore, when suddenly they figured out what the clue was talking about!
The City Workers took out GIANT pies from their back pockets and started throwing them at Danielle, Rochellina, and Chris.
You can see the fury in Lovedyed's eyes; they meant business. And just like Lovedyed instructed, more pies were being thrown. (By the way, doesn't Rochellina know that blueberry pie is usually, well, BLUE?!)
It's all fun and games till somebody gets hit in the eye with some pie. Now, as you can see, the City Workers felt awful . . . their intentions WERE to be evil, but it hit them suddenly, just like that pie hit Chris, that people make mistakes and you can't go on throwing pies at people and banning accounts because of it.
Chris hurried off to the hospital as the City Workers, Danielle, and Rochellina all shook hands. They each apologized to each other. Danielle was sorry for not treating Whyville and the CW's with respect, Rochellina apologized for her hair not being as silky and shiny as it should have been, and the CW's apologized for overreacting and completely destroying Whyville as we know it (:. Jen snapped her fingers and Whyville was back to normal, for NOW that is, but who knows when the CW's are going to snap, let's play it safe and treat EVERYBODY with respect.
Now, like I said, this is the FINALE, and although this is the end of this series, it is only the beginning for the trio; a new life.
Ushersg here saying DUN to the DUN DUN for the very last time.
Author's Note: So the series is over and done with . . . but there is still some things that need to be covered. Next issue we will find out EXACTLY how the City Workers did it . . . that's right, I will be retracing ALL of the clues and what they meant. Wanna take a few cracks at what the clues were first? Search the times archives for previous soaps that may have lead to the conclusion. Till then, CIAO!
