Although you thought SUDS was over with, here I am, like I promised, unwrapping the Soapy Show! Previously the culprits were found -- they were none other than City Workers! However, while Chris suffered an eye injury, the trio made peace with Lovedyed and "the gang." But I am NOT here to continue the story nor am I here to start a new one; I am here to reveal the clues that you may have missed and explain their true meaning.
So let's start off with our first clue:
Do you recall this photograph? Do you? DO YOU? Well, whether or not you remember this, it happened, oh did it happen . . . But while the trio was chatting it up, did you happen to notice those GIANT foot steps? Hahaha, of course you didn't, for you are but a mere mortal, only a person of my intelligence would notice such a thing! I'm totally kidding, 68% of all Whyvillians who read this article noticed this, yet only 32% of that 68% tried to figure out what those steps meant, lastly, only 8% of that 32% of that 68% decoded exactly what those foot steps meant. Now, WHAT did they mean? Any guesses? Any at all? Those footprints belonged to none other than Bigfoot Bill's. Think about it, BIG FEET equals BIG FOOT PRINTS. WhaddaBOOM, whaddaBAM. Clue number one: SOLVED.
Let's take a look at our second clue.
Behold! One of the largest clues there is! Because the trio pointed out that this was a clue, 98% of all Whyvillians who read this article acknowledged there was something fishy about this photograph, yet only 31.5% of that 98% tried to figure out what that clue might mean, lastly only 13% of that 31.5% of that 98% decoded the clue. So, do YOU wanna give a crack at it? We both know that right as I reveal the answer you will smack your hand on your forehead and cry out a giant "OOOHHHHH" on account of this being ever-so obvious. To make this more clear I will reveal a picture of Amae:
Something is not right about her outfit . . . no, it's not the fact that it's January and she is still in her Christmas gear (Hey, retro IS totally in!), but something is not right about her CW hat . . . THE PROPELLER IS MISSING! Actually, it is not missing, it is chilling in WingFling -- there you have it, the mysterious clue was not mysterious at all, it was just the propeller for Amae's City Worker hat. Clue number two: So totally solved. (:
But just because two clues were solved doesn't mean that the rest will be, let's take a look at lucky number three:
Ah yes, you all remember that infamous hair dye. Most people pondered about this clue more than any other clue in the history of SUDS; matter of fact, 99.9% of all Whyvillians who read this article noticed that clue more than any other clue; 80% of that 99.9% tried to figure it out and while most people thought that the hair dye was a love potion or some other cockamamie concoction, only 5% of that 80% of that 99.9% decoded what that hair dye meant. I designed this beautiful equation to make it simple for you:
First off, it is hair DYE.
Second off, there is a heart on it.
HEART = LOVE
DYE+LOVE = LOVEDYED
LOVEDYED = The city worker who was a spokesperson for all the City Workers, I guess you can say she was the big cheese, the main one, the big kah -- I think you get it, which allows me to say . . . clue number three: solved!
Of course there were other clues, but why must I explain something such as an obvious note? So there you have it, you really could have figured out it was the City Workers all along. Yet, how DID those City Workers pull it off? Next week I will explain how they did it and then, and only then, will the unwrapping of the Soapy Show be finished; till then, I have a few people to thank, if it weren't for them, not only would SUDS be stupid and boring, but it probably wouldn't have lasted this long.
THANKS TO:
First off, I would like to thank Bllyjo -- he came up with the name, and what can I say? The name itself was a hit and brought so much life to the show, so thank you (:
I would also like to thank Xo7joa7oX; she played the role of Lynda Sudpole -- although it may not be the biggest role, she still gave ideas and was an awesome contribution.
Next I would like to thank Vancyon (he played the messenger tree), he contributed many ideas to SUDS and definitely lightened up the set.
Now I would like to thank Ps2man1. Ps2man1 played Chris Crocker, one of the fan favorites, as well as playing Professor VonSucram. Ps2man1 helped draw out the whole story line and wrote his own lines as well as adding creativity to other people's lines. He was always supportive and gave a countless amount of ideas that helped SUDS improve; without him, SUDS would not be funny nor creative; he truly does so much for this show.
Lastly, but not leastly, I must thank Rochrox. Rochrox played Rochellina; but most importantly, she inspired me to do SUDS. If it weren't for her, this comic, as well as many others, would not exist. She set the bar and tone with "The Funnies", because of her, comics are going on stronger than ever.
Rochrox, just like Ps2man1, wrote her own lines as well as helping others. She added hilarity and creativity to the show, I could always count on her. Rochrox taught me EVERYTHING I know, she helped me understand how to take and edit pictures, step by step; she didn't even get frustrated with my 2 year old mind (: Rochrox is the one who made everything possible.
Oh, oh, I would also like to thank the fans . . . oh, and the academy too, oh, heehee, and also, the City Workers for letting me poke fun at them. A special thanks to Lovedyed and Amae who cooperated with me through all the madness and questioning.
If I missed you under my thank list, I apologize. Basically, I am trying to say that these people ROCK.
Now that I bored you to death . . .
Ushersg here saying TATA.
