Once upon a time, there was a Times Soap Opera that was named "The Super Ultra Dramatic Soapy Show", or SUDS for short. It was authored by ushersg. This show was full of interesting screen shots, plot twists, and an adoring, cult-like fan base.
That was so . . . until the soap opera ended. It was a big deal. There was a red carpet episode of "Geboneh Henobeg". There were tons of fans crying in the BBS. "Why did it have to end?!" one exclaimed, sadly. Another yelled, "It was so young!" That, that it was, my friend.
But sadly, it is all over now . . . it's been a few days, and I have been wondering, "Where are the stars now?" I set off to find them all. This is Ps2man1 reporting.
First, I set out to find Danielle, the main character of the series. I used the Phonyfunny GPS Tracker, now available in select Smoothie Shops across the Sahara Desert. She was at Planeworks, seeing what she thought was a clue to a new mystery! She was sporting a pretty cool new look.
That didn't get me much information . . . I guess I'll look for Rochellina . . . Ooh! She's on Jupiter. She's listed to be teaching a math class . . . I guess girls really get smarter at Jupiter, and boys only get stupider. It's not right. :P
After, I went to the hospital to find Chris Crocker! He's in there because he got pie in the eye . . . but now he needs food! Hospital quality is so bad in Whyville.
If you're wondering what happened to Professor vonSucram or Lynda, they're now doing educational infomercials!
You may also be wondering about the Messenger Tree. He has now stopped delivering messages from criminals and has started to live with his own kind.
LOL! He got fat! And last, but definitely not least, you're probably wondering where the criminals are. No other place than Why-Jail! It's funny though . . . the story wasn't even real and they're still in the jail! I wonder why . . .
So now I suppose we know where they are . . . Until next week, this is Ps2man1.
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PS: The person in last week's Phonyfunny who was the Simon Says Cheater was Rex13. The 2 fastest people to mail me Rex13's name were acidvolt and ferrari5x. They both get money for it. :P
PSS: Buy the phonyfunny products. :P
