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Ps2man1
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Phonyfunny: The Why-Stork

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The definition of "Newbie", is a new person in the community, or something along those lines. These Newbies can be needy, nice, annoying, illiterate, or however anyone else can be! Have you ever wondered where they came from? The why-stork! You may not have known about the why-stork, but you definitely have seen him around.

(By the way: "Yellow's Anatomy: Part 2" will be in the Times next week. Darn WTWGS (Whyville Times Writers Guild Strike).)

The bird is getting ready to carry her, if you guys are wondering why the ordering is messed up! He carried her to Planeworks.

The stork just carried her to the playground. How boring!

Wow! What a horrible experience being "Newb-ed", or born as a Newbie!

What do you think happened to this Newbie? I have a challenge! Write a mini-article in the BBS about how the Newbie will be in 1 month! It has to be at least one paragraph long. The best paragraph gets a 1,000 clam prize! Sounds cool, eh?

This has been Ps2man1 *click*

Author's Note: Sorry about the picture quality, I'm just getting used to the Mac Program I'm using to make these.

 

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