Hey! This is Astro25 again! ^_^ I'm feel better after a few days of heart
break from about my poem about ---------, which I know the Times Editor will publish eventually.
So, I was hanging out in the pool till one of my friends, Chadd asked me, "What gender do you think Bessy/George is?" I couldn't really do anything at the moment. I'd never really thought about this.
"911!!! WE NEED A DOCTOR TO FIGURE OUT THE SEX OF ONE OF OUR BELOVED CREATURES!"
Chadd and I watched the pool cautiously staring at the sad, lonely Bessy/George. The inner tube was floating, staring as surgeons and
doctors did tests on the sad creature.
Doctors are still unsure of what Bessy/George is. I certainly don't know. I
asked around, and here's what some people said.
First was Peachy.
Me: So, what do you think Bessy/George is?
Peachy Um... Isn't that thing an IT? I mean it's plastic... IT'S A FLOATY TOY!
Me: What? How can you say this about our beloved Bessy/George! Everyday, it helps save drowning civilians!!!
Peachy How?
Me: ...
Peachy Mmm... hmm. That's what I thought.
Me: When people swim, they sit on Bessy/George. He/she makes people float. *nods*
Next I interviewed Samurai25.
Me: So, what do you think Bessy/George is? Is it a girl, a boy? What? What
do you think?
Samurai25: *scratches nose while thinking deeply*
Me: You-you have something right on your nose.
Samurai25: *time elapsed: 5 min* There... is it gone now?
Me: So, what do you think?
Samurai25: It could be a girl, because it's pink and purple.
Me: Okay.
Samurai25: But it could be a guy that LIKES pink and purple.
Me: You're making my head hurt. Well, thanks for the *shakes head*
interesting interview
Samurai25: DON'T ASK ME OUT!!!!!!
Me: You're referring to our audience, right?
Samurai25: No, just you.
Me: T.T
Now, I interviewed Chris25.
Me: So, what do you think Bessy/George is?
Chris25: Who dat?
Me: O.o? The-inner-tube in the-pool...
Chris25: Coo.
Me: And...?
Chris25: I'm white, I surf, and I'm sexy
Me: What are you get'n at?
Chris25: I want a girl around 14-15, and she has to be cute.
Me: O.O? THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Well after a week from my interviews, scientists and researchers finally
discovered what gender Bessy/George is. I did an interview with one of them.
Me: So, what is it, doc? Boy? Girl?
Scientist: Um, sir, it's a plastic inner tube.
Me: Yea! So? what is it?
Scientist: *looks out in the crowd* It has no life.
Me: Yea, so what is it?
Scientist: Sir, you need counseling. Perhaps you should see me soon? I also work as a therapist. Now sir, what do you see here?
Me: Bessy/George...
THE END
or is it?
