Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids! The commercial I've always found frustrating. The Trix commercials. No matter how many new commercials, no matter how many sneaky disguises he tries, that rabbit can never seem to get any of that darn cereal.
He's been trying since 1959 and since then only eaten Trix twice, once in 1976 and once in 1980 when kids voted on a box-top campaign on whether they should let that silly rabbit have some Trix. But ever since then, he hasn't gotten any Trix. He's dressed up as Spiderman, a news reporter, a scientist, a nerd, and various other people. But why oh why, won't they let him have some Trix? Well simply, because Trix are for kids.
My personal opinion is that he could eat some Trix if he wasn't so slow. As soon as the kids leave and he steals the Trix, he takes his time saying, "Rasberry Red, Lemony Yellow, Organey Orange." If he didn't waste time saying all the flavors and marveling at how good the Trix would be, he would have some by now! But let's see what Whyvillians think!
Morgan612: Do you think the kid should give the Trix Rabbit some Trix?
SlUrPeE15: Yes, because he never gets any, and that's all he wants!
x3lovex31: I always think that the rabbit should get his dang trix.
Russianz: Yes because he never gets anything, the kids starve him, it shouldn't even be an opinion, everyone should want the rabbit to get some. Lucky with lucky charms is a different story.
Morgan612: Why don't you think he hasn't gotten any by now?
SlUrPeE15: Because the Trix company doesn't want him to get any and the kids want to hog them all . . . duh.
x3lovex31: The kids are greedy and want to eat it by themselves so they don't share with the rabbit . . . selfish kids.
roxy1333: He hasn't had any yet because he's not sneaky enough.
Everyone agrees, he should just get some Trix! And they all know the kids are hogging them! I myself agree with roxy1333, he should be sneakier! Well, the Trix Rabbit still hasn't gotten any of those delicious Trix, but hopefully one day, if we could just teach him some better disguises. Another case closed.
Thanks for reading this has been another . . . MATT! MATT! OH MATT! *faints*.
