This week, the Times is proud to announce winners, winners, winners!

Turnip announces in her debut article in the Times, the Best Costume Winners from our New Year's Masquerade Ball.

And I get to announce that the Winter Solstice Safari is a wrap! Congrats go out to all those who perservered. After three grueling team challenges, the teams have been ranked, and the top five winning teams are:

Go us! led by twister75
~*~Canadian Sweethearts~*~ led by Amanda
safari strikers led by Shelly1
Winter Wonder led by christina
Evil Rabid Monkeys led by QUISP

To see the next 5 ranking team, visit the Sun Roof and click on the Team Standings plaque. For the inside scoop on the top three teams, check out Giggler01's timely report in this issue.

Kiki-iki-Riki also asked me to convey special honours to safari members girlie18, snowstorm, twister75, wawaziggy, and johncub, the top individual scorers. These citizens top the Solstice Safari Salary Scale at 12 clams!

Duly impressed,
The Editor