Take me to that place
Where witches cast spells from ancient spell books
And they fly their broomsticks for the simple pleasure
Of being in the boundless sky
Take me to that place
Where all witches aren't evil
And they pacify petite citizens
While roaming in translucent bubbles
Take me to that place
Where monkeys inhabit the skies
With their plump winged bodies
Taking part in effortless flight
Take me to that place
Where scarecrows can not only look after cornfields
But engage in friendly conversation
Even if they are brainless
Take me to that place
Where tin woodsmen dance down the roads
Loving you with the heart they don't have
Take me to that place
Where lions have nightmares
And need you to console their courage-less self
Take me to that place
Where wizards aren't bad men
Just very bad sorcerers
Take me there
For I'm ready to go
To that yellow bricked road
Over the rainbow