Detective Flapdoodle was taking some time off to cruise the mall when she saw a suspicious looking piece of candy corn running around JCPenney. She decided to go back on the job to see what this candy corn was up to.
She hid behind a clothes rack to watch him. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he pulled out his giant muscles and beat up an unidentified worker and stole the rack full of pants she was moving. He then proceeded to carry them, and all the rest of the pants he could find to a darkest corner of JCPenney (by the rack with the Hannah Montana shirts)
Next, the candy corn began to unbutton all of the pants for a reason nobody can understand. He stacked them in piles until they were all unbuttoned and stacked up. This is when Detective Flapdoodle decided to take out her handy dandy AARA guide book. She found exactly what she needed.
Code 46: Unbuttoning all the pants in any store.
Detective Flapdoodle promptly arrested him and carried him off to jail.
The candy corn had a duty to fulfill and needed to get back to Whyville! But Detective Flapdoodle just said "Oh pish, posh" to that. Is she seriously going to throw him in jail? Wait! What's that sound? Oh, it's the jail PA System.
Oh, of course, sorry.
There! All better and smiling once again!
The giant candy corn is now free to entertain us all in the BBS, and this is case closed!
