Author's Note: To stop any confusion that might occur, anything that has a "*-*" statement is an action, meaning they are physically doing something.
Welcome to another edition to the most infamous interview section of the year! Welcome to "Iamtodd's Super Funky Show" (ISFS)! This edition is all about the glorious New Year, on and off Whyville, so let us praise 2009 and look back at 2008! As the lights dim on my face and the angry crewmen start pointing fingers angrily at me, let's ask the first question.
Iamtodd: *Crosses legs and rubs mustache steadily* Looking back on 2008, what was your best accomplishment?
Usherg: *Does a cheer, but slightly trips over herself* Making my high school's cheer squad!
Sims2girl: *brag smirk* Definitely finishing my first NaNoWriMo with a few days left before deadline. I really grew as a writer over the entire year, but this kind of summed it all up for me.
Monet1616: *devious winking* Hm . . . I'd probably say that it was realizing what matters, what doesn't, and what never did. I'm glad that Whyville fit into the What Matters side.
*Audience screams so loud that the old lady from next door comes in and hits me with her dentures and heavy purse! How do these old ladies get these things so heavy!?*
Iamtodd: *fake smile for the camera* What are your goals for 2009, and what are your New Year's Resolutions?
Usherg: *curious winking* Resolution-wise, I want to be more open-minded as procrastinating way less. As for my goals, I would like to raise all my grades to A's and B's in addition to sticking my back handspring.
Sims2girl: *moves foot slightly from side to side, with hands folded at the waist and head towards the floor* My New Year's Resolution is to edit my perfectly proportioned backside off. Some of my goals this year include entering my town's version of "American Idol," and a lot of boys. *gigglesnort*
Monet1616: *folds arms and gives a slightly nice smile* My goals for 2009 are to be a better person all around, to be myself and pick out the people who don't like me for me. My resolutions are of course to be nicer and control my anger in more healthy ways.
*Audience remains quiet, possibly scheming a devilish plot against me. HMM, MONET1616 YOU LOOK SUSPICIOUS!*
Iamtodd: *daydreams* WHO THREW THIS FLAMING SHOVEL? This better not mess up my body! Ok, next question: What are your plans for Whyville this year?
Usherg: *lowers head in SHAME, but then rises it again* In the year 2008, I really stopped going on Whyville actively. I signed it and signed out just for my salary. I never even read the Times. Next year, I plan to become more active on Whyville and at the very least start to write articles and comics more and contribute more to the BBS.
Sims2girl: *rubs mustache slightly . . . HEY SIMS2GIRL YOU NEED TO SHAVE THAT!* Ha-ha. Chat more. I went to the New Year's party after not chatting for two or three months and it was like . . . "Whoa, I should do this more often!"
Monet1616: *EVIL LAUGH, MUWAHAHAH* Keep my flaming shovel with me AT ALL TIMES. Just kidding, I'd rather just stick with the site and be able to say that I was here when they changed this and that, and I didn't like it. And to be a good Y-mail Helper, of course.
*Audience attempts the wave again after a bad try the first time, but the medics are called because humpty dumpty fell off his chair and broke his wall!*
Iamtodd: *jumps up and down!* What was your favorite part with Whyville in 2008?
Usherg: *flips hair back and has the "LIKE OMG!!" face* The Times; although I wasn't as active during 2008 - the Times is definitely my favorite part of Whyville.
Sims2girl: *cute and delicate smile* The Times, hands down. The Editor is so helpful; she makes writing a really fun experience. It's also cool to see your name up in lights (metaphorically.)
Monet1616: *looks towards audience and gives them air kisses, MMM SMOOTCHES!* The Times and the BBS by far. A bunch of great people are in the BBS, some of the articles and stories are amazing, and I just love the diversity.
*Audience remains clueless because the blinking light is broken again . . . WHEN ARE WE GETTING THIS STUPID THING FIXED!?*
Iamtodd: *stares into the eyes of the audiences and wondering why they are staring back* Do you have any traditions that you do on New Year's, or do you just wing it like my pathetic, I MEAN AMAZING family?
Usherg: I guess I wing it. Every year, something different happens. Sometimes I feel like spending time with my family and banging pots and pans when the clock strikes midnight, where at other times I feel like hanging out with some friends at a New Year's Party. *BIG SMILE*
Sims2girl: My parents have a HUGE party, and, at 12:01, my cousins/friends and I rush upstairs to see who the first person to kiss one of my Twilight posters will be. (Before the movie, my friend drew what she thought Edward should look like, and now I have an official movie poster). *BIG SMILE*
Monet1616: I just wing it. Of course we have the sparkling juice stuff, and we do the countdown and watch the ball drop. But other than that, it's pretty much an "I HAD THAT FIRST YOU GIVE IT BACK YOU IDIOT!" night in my house, as always. *DEVIOUS SMILE*
*Audience shows their support by asking for an encore, but aha I'm not doing this again . . .*
Thank you audience for your lovely cooperation! I hope you enjoyed another amazing edition of ISFS, continue to keep reading! I hope you all have a wonderful 2009 and can look back at 2008 and say, "Wow, Iamtodd is just so amazing, I wish I could be like him!" Anything like that is just how you should look back on 2008. Good luck in 2009 everyone!
*HEY CAMERAMAN DID WE GET THAT LAW SUIT AGAINST MORGAN612 FOR HER RUDELY THROWING RICE BOWLS AT ME?*
