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Whyville's Greatest Mysteries, Again

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Whyville's Greatest Mysteries, Again


Astro25
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Welcome! Welcome to another edition of Whyville's Greatest Mysteries. Welcome... to a world that doesn't make any sense... to a world where things aren't what they seem. A place that defies logic and really gives me a headache...

I have interviewed the same people as I did in my other "Whyville's Greatest Mysteries" article; Peachy, Samurai25, and I tried reaching Chris25 but I didn't get much out of him... again.

Here's Peachy.

Me: Hey Peachy! Long time no see?
Peachy: Who are you?
Me: ....
Peachy: Why do you have flowers around you?
Me: No comment... So, have you ever seen the Whyville Ghost?
Peachy: The what?
Me: The Whyville Ghost? Sometimes when you enter a room, it glows light blue and you see black streaks through some faces.
Peachy: I've always thought that was something wrong with my computer.
Me: *slaps Peachy's mouth shut* (whispers to Peachy) Sh!!! Make it a ghost and I'll give you clams!!!
Peachy: Ok (leaves room).
Me: Where'd she go?

After some time, I finally reached Samurai25.

Me:So have you ever seen the Whyville ghost?
Samurai: You're sitting on my friend.
Me: Sorry.
Sasami: Please get off.
Me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE WHYVILLE GHOST??
Sasami: GET OFF!!!
Me: *gets off*
Sasami: Thank you. Nope, I've never seen it.
Me: I wasn't asking you.
Samurai: No.
Me:Do you know what it is?
Samurai:Yea, I've heard some talk about it that it sucks your brains right out of your head.
Me: }.{ *grabs ghost buster gear*
Sasami: Who ya gunna call?
Samurai: ASTRO!!!
Me: ^_^

Okay, that kind of ended right there. After that, we just talked about Ghost Busters and stuff like that, LoL. Next was Chris25. Actually, I got more info from him than the top two people above.

Me: Hey Chris, you remember me?
Chris25: Um...you were the one that did the Bessy/George thing?
Me: Yea, I was wonder'n have you seen the Whyville Ghost?
Chris25: Oh! You know, somebody actually asked me out because of your last article.
Me: Really? Go Chris.
Chris25: Yea, even after I'm a noob and I left Whyville for a while.

Okay... after awhile... we got side tracked... Anyway, like I said, I got more info from him than the top two.

Chris25: Anyways, I did see the ghost once
Me: Really?
Chris25: It turns people blue
Me: O.O?!
Chris25: Just like that Mickey Mouse cereal commercial.
Me: Whoa.....
Chris25: So anyway, actually, the more I moved, the screen on my monitor shifted into odd colors and suddenly the bus driver changes and when I tried shutting down the internet, my screen kinda went top side turvy. Anyway, I gtg, c ya, 'kay?

So, what I've discovered is that the ghost is actually or maybe something wrong with your monitor. I think if you're logged in to Whyville too long, for like several hours, your screen actually changes. I think it's like when your computer is telling you..."GET OFF!!!"

But anyway, I'm Astro25.

 

 

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