|
|
Hey folks, it's me pinkgal23! I just finished reading S3crets' article, "Cruelty on Whyville", when a vibrant yellow light bulb popped up in my head. Now, you're all wondering, What? What? And so I'll tell you.
Although in real life you cannot simply put some one in jail for misbehaving, this is far from real life. This is Whyville. As far as I know, there are no crimes to commit except hacking, which you can't really be convicted for, and severe racist and anti-Semitic comments. However, when do Whyvillians know when they have gone too far? They don't and then they are punished knowing they have done something wrong, but exactly how wrong it was, they have no idea.
Thus, I conclude that we should have a written set of laws on Whyville. Somewhat like a constitution. Yes, a Whyville Constitution. Citizens should be able to submit rules to City Hall one at a time, and if City Hall approves them they are added to our Whyville constitution. Failure to comply with any of the laws will result in a punishment, chosen by City Hall, which will fit the crime.
For example, if a citizen is asking for passwords all over Whyville and offering "makeovers", then they will be turned into a tater head and not allowed to makeover their own face for as long as City Hall decides.
Hope you like my idea! Please feel free to whymail me, citizens, and please respond, Times Editor.
This is pinkgal23 signing off, and hoping to get in the Times!
Editor's Note: Are you sure those are the only crimes in Whyville? Ah, if only that were true! Not that crime is common in Whyville, but there are a few city workers whose primary job is to remain ever-vigilant, keeping the true criminals (adult predators!) at bay. They always appreciate your assistance, through 911's and other tools; a community is only as strong as its citizens, so be the best you can be, and you'll improve our city by your simple presence. Thank you!
|
