Now as time goes on, I've seen that beauty contests get more and more creative. Possibly even too creative.

It was one of those days where there was nothing to do. I was at the beach, which is usually my last resort for chatting, to be honest.

A girl came in to the room and told everyone there was a beauty contest -- the winner gets a hundred clams, she said. So I teleported to the moon, only to find tons of people waiting to be judged. I got a little excited, I admit, at such a big competition.

However, when I asked if the judges allowed boys in their contest, they said that they wanted only girls to enter!

Do you think this is fair? I would say not. Some people (even boys) just want a chance to win some clams and get some attention for their hard work and money spent on their faces.

I strongly urge you, if you ever hold a beauty contest, please let in anyone who desires to enter. Even if they're a dog or a cat or even a boy.

I'm Hand11. Play fair. ;-)