Hi, this is BlueGal7. . . again . . .
You may have heard about Astro25's mystery about the sex of our beloved Bessy/George (he/she's at the Pool Party). Astro25 was sent to the psychiatrist soon afterwards.
His article made me realize that there are a lot of mysteries about Whyville. Like, why is the disco underground? Or why do we have to pay EXTRA clams just to donate something?
Well, one of the biggest mysteries is WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY LEGS?!?!?! After tons of research and questions, I was able to put together the REAL story. Here it goes:
Once upon a time in 100 Whyville B.C., a historic Whyvillian named Og (they didn't have last names back then) anyway, Og had legs and so did his friends. They were SOOO huge they took up the whole screen!
Well, one day Og was sick and tired of having to duck from hitting himself on the top of the screen. He talked it over with his friends (believe it or not, Og was able to have friends even though he didn't have deodorant), and found that they thought it was annoying too. After discussing this issue for many hours (their brains weren't that big then) they decided to chop each others legs off (don't worry, we Whyvillians don't feel pain and we don't shed blood). Anyway they found a rock/axe thing and they did it.
Afterwards, they were satisfied and happy. Soon, when they had kids (believe it or not), they had no legs either. So cutting their legs off affected their D.N.A., causing no legs to develop.
And that's why we don't have legs. THE END!!
I interviewed some people about this topic:
First I asked Blooflamz.
Me: So do you believe this story?
Blooflamz: Well, why should I, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY!
Me: I just asked . . .
Blooflamz: I believe what I want to believe; you SHOULDN'T INTERFERE!
Me: Ok, sorry.
Blooflamz: @#!$&%*@!!!!!!!
Next I interviewed Alysa.
Me: So how'd you like the story?
Alysa: What story?
Me: THE ONE ABOVE THE INTERVIEWS!!!
Alysa: What interviews?
Me: Never mind.
Alysa: Ok, bye Mommy
Me: I'm not your mommy
Alysa: Yes, you are.
Me: *moves on and looks for someone else to interview*
Alysa: WAIT, MOMMY!!!!
This time I interviewed sk8ergal7.
Me: What did you think of this story?
Alysa: Hi Mom, what you doin'?
Me: ALYSA, WHAT are you DOING HERE?
Alysa: I asked you first.
Me: *throws Alysa into pool*
sk8rgal7: ...
Me: Hello?
sk8rgal7: ...I...
Me: Yes?
sk8rgal7: ...I... like... to... skate...
Me: That's nice so what did you think of the story?
sk8rgal7: ...
OK THIS TIME I MADE SURE THIS PERSON (Unica) COULD TALK, AND SHE'S NICE!!!!
Me: Ok, once again, how do you like this story?
Unica: Personally, I liked it, but does it have any real facts?
Me: um......
Unica: Well, does it or not, you can't tell us a false story.
Me: Uh... why not...?
Unica: Don't know, just thought that's what I was supposed to ask!!!
Me: Ohh... well anyway nice interviewing with you AND THANX 4 STAYING ON TOPIC!!
Unica: MY PLEASURE!!!!!!!!! Hey, if there're any hot guyz out there, I'm
SINGLE.
Me: I'll make a note of that
PHEW! Well, that was my LAST interview. And I hoped you liked my story
(real or not).
Ta Ta 4 now!
~BlueGal7
