Everyone once and a while, you hear a really good joke. It has the perfect punchline, a flawless execution, and overall, is remarkable. As you continue through your life as usual after hearing the joke, you may notice the joke being told elsewhere. You may even be one of the way it gets spread around. Either way, the joke eventually becomes old and everyone in one way or another has heard of it. This is when the joke should be politely put to rest - but no - there's always that one kid who keeps telling the joke to the point where you may find yourself plotting his or her "accidental murder." If this is where you're at right now, I have come to tell you the exceedingly great news that you can put away that imaginary mace and donate the next five minutes or your life to the outstanding cause of making your joke-related future a whole lot brighter. I am here today to inform you about the surefire way to get back at that darn kid, and that way is mastering the art of anti-jokes.
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